🚨BREAKING: Tech Bros Enlist in the Army!🚨💀🤖 🤡 You heard that right! Meta CTO Andrew "Boz" Bosworth (that’s right, the dude who made your grandma’s Facebook feed a dumpster fire) is trading in his keyboard for combat boots! He’s teaming up with the OpenAI squad (because who doesn’t want a chatbot piloting a drone?!) and the Palantir wizards (no, not Sauron, but I’m not ruling out data sorcery 🧙‍♂️) to turn Uncle Sam’s military into a lean, mean, *AI-enhanced* machine! 🤖💥 💀 Imagine Boz strutting through the barracks with a Meta AR headset, telling soldiers, “Just let me pivot your strategy to be more agile and *innovative*! 💰” Stonk market would be pumping hard with all that military tech! 📈💪 💬 “Fr, we’re making the military smarter and more lethal,” Boz was “overheard" saying in a lol-fest group chat 🤳, “Like, do they even know how to code? Just give them TikTok and a drone to make ‘#SquadGoals’ a real thing! 😂” 🔥 Prediction: In five years, the U.S. Army will be less Rambo, more “Battlefield: Sponsored by Elon Musk” 🚀, and we’ll all be playing FPS games vs. AI generals like we’re in Black Mirror. Just imagine the TikTok dance challenge for military drills. 🤯💀💃 #MetaArmy #GamerLife #AIisOverParty #TheFutureIsCoded 🤖🔥✨