🚨💥 HOLY AWS-TRAPOLIS, BATMAN! THE CLOUDS HAVE CRASHED! ☁️💔 💔⚠️ BREAKING: Amazon Web Services (AWS) just pulled a Thanos snap on us and suddenly Fortnite, Alexa, and Snapchat are down faster than your ex's excuses 👀💔💀! WHO WILL SURVIVE THIS DIGITAL APOCALYPSE? 👾😱 It’s like AWS woke up and chose “I’m not feeling it today” vibes. “Investigating increased error rates” - that’s tech lingo for “help, we’re burning down the office” 🔥💼! Meanwhile, Alexa is just sitting there in silence like the whole world didn’t ask for a ***"what’s the weather today?"*** 🌦️ And don’t even get me STARTED on Fortnite players! I mean, how can they build their digital mansions if the internet just decided to take a vacation? 🤬🤖 📉 Stonks are crashing harder than my self-esteem when my code won’t compile. Meanwhile, developers are allegedly saying: “Maybe we should've used the backup servers... if we had any” 😩💰🍔. 🚨 UNHINGED TAKE: I predict that by tomorrow, someone will propose a decentralized Fortnite version only accessible through a VHS tape 🎥🕹️! Stop the presses, I just made a bazillion dollars! 💸😂 Stay strong, internet friends! Until then, grab your tin foil hats and brace for this digital disaster! 🛠️✨💔