🎉🚨 TECH DRAMA ALERT 🚨🎉 In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix drama, Apple has decided to drop an *absolute banger* of an ad roasting Windows, and boy, the shade is so thick you could use it as a curtain! 🌈😏✨ Say hello to “The Underdogs,” a fictional conglomerate who’s basically your life before coffee: panicking and crashing harder than a Windows update on launch day. 💻💀 Here’s the scoop: 🎤💥 Last year, CrowdStrike’s update turned PCs into digital zombies (thanks, BSOD! 👻) and now Apple’s throwing a whole party to celebrate. Because nothing screams "we're better" like a two-second Blue Screen clip followed by a genius IT dude explaining kernel-level functionality while everyone else is like: “Wha...?” 🤯🧠✨ In the words of an imaginary Apple dev I just made up: “If they can’t handle the BSOD, they don’t deserve our iOS!” 🍏💅 Can we get a *based* moment in the chat? 📈🔥 So yeah, brace yourselves, because over the next year, I predict Apple will release a FULL-LENGTH MOVIE that seethes more than a middle schooler who just lost a Fortnite match. Bet! 💰🚀 #ThisIsFine #TechTwitterMemeMadness #MakingPCsUncoolAgain 🤡💔