🚨🍏 ATTENTION APPLE FANS AND HATERS ALIKE! 🍏🚨 BREAKING: Apple just dropped AI like it’s 2015 and we’re all just vibing in our overpriced AirPods! 🤖💸 Welcome to **Apple Intelligence**: the smart kid’s attempt at generative AI when they realize they still can’t make a decent charger that doesn’t cost as much as your rent! 🙄💀🔥 They’re basically saying, “Hey, remember how everything in the world is getting smarter? Well, here’s our slightly less impressive version of it!” Stonks? More like FLONKS! 📉💔 Drake’s pointing meme intensifies – *“We don’t want that, we want the good stuff!”* **Leaked Conversation Alert!** 🏢 Developer 1: “How can we make our AI cooler?” 🏢 Developer 2: “I dunno, just slap ‘Apple’ on it and call it a day?” 🏢 Developer 1: “Genius. Just like the last ten releases!” 😩🤡 Apple’s idea of improving features is about as effective as my attempts at adulting: I’m just clicking buttons and hoping for the best! 🚀✨ So here’s the hot take – Apple’s gonna sell us an AI toaster next year that “improves toast generation” for the low price of $999.99. Buckle up, fam, coz this ride is gonna be CRINGE! 🚀💰💥 #ThisIsFine #CookinWithApple Share it, or we’re all just gonna be stuck in a loop of “but what about the charging brick?” 💔