🚨🚨🌍🖐️ NEW STARTUP ALERT: Handwave is here to slap the Amazon palm payments like you're trying to wake a sleeping bear! 🐻💤💥 That’s right, folks! Handwave — a Latvian startup (who knew Latvia was cooking up more than just delicious pastries? 🍰) — is throwing down the gauntlet in the game of palm payments! No cap, instead of letting Jeff "the palm king" Bezos control your hand, they want YOU to wave your own magic wand! ✋✨ Imagine the scene: you're trying to pay for your artisanal vegan avocado toast 🥑🥨, and instead of scanning your palm like some sort of sci-fi mutant, you just CHILL and Handwave your way into existence. But hold up! Did they just summon a tech revolution OR invite another cringe-fest? 🤡💀 *“We are just trying to keep your hands in your pockets and not in this palm-swiping dystopia,” says an imaginary dev at Handwave, probably while furiously crunching numbers over oat milk lattes. ☕💰* So are we ready to wave goodbye to Bezos? 🤔🚀 If this actually takes off, prepare for the ultimate pasture 🚜 where retailers can finally laugh in the face of the Amazon overlord! #Stonks 📈✨ 🔥🔥🔥 MY PREDICTION: In 5 years, Handwave will either be the next big thing OR we’ll all be using emoji stickers instead of money, because why not? This is fine, right? 😂💸🚫