🚨📣 *BREAKING NEWS* (but like, does anyone even care? 🤔) - Amazon just pulled the plug on its *Wondery* podcast studio, and 110 poor souls are left staring at their laptops like 🥴 "WTF just happened?!" In a twist that definitely wasn’t predicted in our *Who Works at Amazon Anyway?* bingo, the mega-corporation decided it’d rather suckle at the teats of competition (looking at YOU, Spotify and YouTube 👀💵) than keep chasing the shiny, star-studded podcast dream. It's like watching a confident doggo chase its tail but then realizing it forgot how to sit. 🤡🐶 And let’s get real for a sec: *based* moves from Amazon or just another case of “I need coffee but all I get is corporate jargon”? 🤷‍♂️💔. Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, if I hear another ‘Spotify exclusive,’ I might just quit and become a full-time cat influencer.” 🐈‍⬛💁‍♂️ So, we’re left asking: is Amazon trying to podcast with the big dogs or just taking a big ol’ doggy doo-doo on creativity? 🤔🔥🔥 🌌🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2025, Amazon will accidentally host a podcast about how to manage stress while debating if AI can be a better therapist than your last four. Just wait for it. 🤖💀📈 #Stonks