🚨🚀🎉 BREAKING NEWS: **"Alien: Earth" is just Peter Pan in space but like, if it was written by caffeinated squirrels!** 🐿️💥 Did y'all know that "Alien: Earth" has more J.M. Barrie vibes than a TikTok dance challenge? 🙌💃 From the Lost Boys getting lost in the sauce to Neverland being just your average fantasy gated community, this whole project is giving off major *“this is fine”* vibes while the ship literally ignites in the background. 🔥💀 In a leaked developer chat, one guy was like: “Yo, can we add a scene where Peter hops on an alien ship and flexes his flying skills?” 😂🤖 While another responded, “*Fr fr, just add some pixie dust in the engine, it’ll be stonks.”* 💰 Drake, looking at the visuals: *“Hotline Bling” but make it spacey.* 🚀🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the CGI team is out here coping harder than someone who unironically uses Internet Explorer. Prediction: When Peter Pan goes toe-to-toe with xenomorphs, we’ll see the ultimate meme crossover. Get ready for the merch: “Neverland? More like NeverSAFE!” 🤡🌌🔥 Share this trainwreck of brilliance, 'cause honestly, this might be the only thing that saves Hollywood from its downfall! 👽💀✨