💸🌌🔍 Yo, fam! It’s your chaotic tech journalist soaring in hot air like a poorly programmed drone! 🤖💨 So we got AI rolling into town, flexing harder than Drake at an awards show, but wait, the bean counters are like, *“Y’all forgot about me?!”* 🤓💰 Let’s spill some tea about Apptio over here, swinging in like your weird uncle who just discovered the internet. They've dropped the truth bomb that costs are hidden deeper than your ex's last message! 💀👀 It’s like, “Sure, AI can make your operations smoother than butter on a hot pan, but can it also pay your rent?!” 🏠💔 So now we’re in the “AI acceleration paradox,” where companies be like, *“This is fine”* while they watch their ROI *cope and seethe* 🔥🚀. Remember, if you can’t track the cash flow, it might as well be a "Stonks" meme going down faster than your favorite crypto! 🤡📉 Fake Developer Quote: “Honestly, if I can’t see the cash, is it even real?” - Chad from R&D. 🤔💬 So, here’s the spicy hot take: by 2025, all businesses will have AI investment cost management so tight that the CFOs will need therapy just to cope with the transparency! 🔮✨💥 #AIain'tFree #BeanCountersUnite