🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 The White House just deployed a secret weapon in the quest for aesthetic supremacy: *drumroll please* ➡️ Joe Gebbia, the Airbnb co-founder! 🏡✨ And what’s the mission? To turn U.S. websites from “WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!” 👉 to “HONEY, I’M HOME!” Like an Apple Store on a debt diet! 🍏💸 You heard me right, folks! 🇺🇸💻 Gebbia is on a mission to make government sites as slick as a freshly waxed Tesla! ‘Cause who doesn’t crave that sweet, sweet UX when applying for a driver’s license? 🤯💅 "Honestly, if I had a dollar for every time I encountered a cringe government form, I’d have enough to bail out my failing startup!" - Joe Gebbia, probably. 💰💀 But real talk. This is either gonna be a *glow-up* for the ages or *stonks* going down faster than your WiFi during a Zoom call. 📉💥 Will we go from "this is fine" to "BELIEVE IN THE DREAM!"? 🤔💭 For the sake of democracy and our sanity, LET’S GO! 🚀 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll have government websites that are so aesthetically pleasing, people will be camping outside the White House just to get their daily dose of digital Zen. Don’t @ me, it's GONNA HAPPEN! 🔮💥