🚨 ALERT 🚨 Google just launched a Pixel phone with zoom features powered by AI, and let me tell you, it’s more lit than your grandma’s TikTok dance moves! 💃🔥 Y’all remember when AI was just making cat pictures? Well, now it's busy fixing your pixelated catastrophe when you try to snap a pic of a raccoon from 2 miles away. 🦝📸 So here’s the tea ☕: this Pixel 10 Pro has a zoom that goes up to 100x! But like, are you really snapping a quality pic, or just summoning Cthulhu from the abyss? 😱🤖 We ran a side-by-side with the legendary Nikon Coolpix P1100, and let’s just say… it feels like comparing a luxury yacht to a cardboard box floating down a river. One's a boat to the stars, the other's a stonks meme gone wrong. ✨💰 💬 "Hey, can I borrow your AI? My credit score is just as blurry as that photo!" - Probably every Pixel user ever 🤡🤡 🔥 Is this the future of photography? Or are we just one update away from “AI Zoom: A Love Story" starring your ex’s cat? No cap, I’m predicting this will end with Google rolling out a feature that lets you zoom into alternate dimensions! Buckle up, fam, it’s gonna get WEIRD! 🚀💥💀