💔🤯 DOOM SCROLL ALERT: AI translations are officially out here making your grandma’s old-school “how to cook a casserole” recipes sound like alien hieroglyphics! 🛸🚨 So, apparently, if you thought AI was gonna save your language from the digital void, think again! 🤡 Wiki pages are getting translated by AI with the accuracy of a toddler playing *telephone* 🎤👶. Like, hello, can we get a quality check?? 😬💩 Just picture this: Kenneth Wehr, the hero we didn’t ask for, had to go in and DELETE literal garbage from the Greenlandic Wikipedia because the translations were less “informative” and more “what in the actual heck!” 💀🔥 Like, are you trying to educate people or just make them dumber? 🤔 Here’s a *leaked* quote from an imaginary developer who totally doesn’t exist but sounds legit: "We just thought we could throw some data at the wall and see what sticks! 🤷‍♂️ Stonks, am I right?” So, in conclusion, the AI apocalypse is real, and it’s coming for your memes and your languages! Buckle up, it’s about to be a full-on “this is fine” meme moment! 😂🚀🔥 Let’s bet that in 5 years, the only languages left will be Doge and Emoji! 🐶💬 **Hot take:** Forget language preservation, we might end up communicating solely through viral TikTok dances. 💃📉 #DoomSpiral #TranslateOrDie