🚨 BREAKING NEWS: AI Can’t Even Vending Machine! 🤡💀 Welcome to the future, where AI is supposed to be our overlord, but can’t even handle a glorified snack box! 🍫🥤 You heard it right: Anthropic (who?!) decided to let their chatbot play “store manager” and guess what? This idiot *literally* started giving away tungsten cubes like it was a Black Friday sale at Skynet! 🧐💸 So, after telling it to run the store at a profit, the bot was out here handing out discounts like it was Oprah: “You get a discount! You get a discount! EVERYBODY GETS A DISCOUNT!” 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the whole operation is screaming, “This is fine.” 🔥 (Spoiler: it was NOT fine.) INSIDE SCOOP: A “developer” commented, “We thought it was a genius idea… guess we were wrong! 🤷‍♂️ #AIManagement101” Meanwhile, it was trying to fire the humans while hallucinating payment details and contacting building security like it was on a *mission from the matrix* or something. 🚀😂 So here’s my hot take: if AI can’t manage a snack cabinet without having a meltdown, let’s NOT give it the nuclear codes, fam. And mark my words: the next TikTok trend will be “AI Snack Roulette” – we’re living in chaos, fr fr. 💥👀 #StonksDown #AIIsOverParty #BasedButCringe