💥🎉 Oh-em-gee, folks! Grab your popcorn 🍿 because the robots are coming to steal our creative thunder! Elon’s bots are about to create the Netflix of “Hey, why did my soul become AI-generated?” 🤖💔 So Joshua Rothman from the *New Yorker* is out here saying we may soon find ourselves trapped in an algorithmic wonderland where originality goes to die 🚀💀 and every expression is basically a faceless TikTok dance 🤷‍♂️💃. Like, can we get a *moment of silence* for human creativity? It’s slowly getting incinerated by AI deeper than a TikTok scroll through “This is fine” memes. 🔥😱 Imagine TikTok recommending you “Personalized Drama: The Life of a Cabbage,” all thanks to some algorithm that thinks you’ve been sad because you watched “The Office” too many times. Stonks? More like, "Stonks but I’m crying" 📉😭 And let’s be real: AI-generated content might be fun for, like, 2 seconds until you realize you’re living in a dystopian Netflix ad. 🔥📺 A developer in the break room just whispered, “When humans can’t create anymore, I’ll just be sitting here with my sad little robot pals, vibing.” 🤡 **Unhinged Prediction: Get ready for the Netflix of AI-generated crises! 2025: *Cabbages Are Us* becomes the latest binge-worthy phenomenon you never wanted but can’t escape! 🤯👽**