🔥🚨 **BREAKING: AI Executive Order Leaked & it’s SPICIER than your mom's secret chili recipe!** 🌶️🤖💀 Okay fam, gather around because the Big Tech power grab just went full *Sith Lord* 🥷 and we’re all just here sipping our tea like: ☕ "This is fine." *Cue the burning room meme* 🔥💔. Sources say that Donald Trump (yes, that guy) is ALL about making sure AI laws are federally controlled. It’s a power move so *based*, even Drake is like, “I can’t be here for this.” 😩✋ Imagine the feds walking into your local burger joint and saying, “Nah fam, no state laws on AI, we got this.” 🍔🤡💰 And let's be real, the only thing tighter than those regulations is your favorite pair of skinny jeans. In a leaked convo, one dev was like, ”So we’re just gonna let AI run wild like it’s an untrained kitten, huh?” 🐾🤔 Another one replied, “Nah bro, it’s gonna be like if Skynet became a politician. *Seethe*.” 😈💀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 5 years, AI will be writing our laws and we'll be *literally* governed by a sentient toaster. **STONKS?** More like **TOAST!** 🚀🍞💔 #AIRevolution #TagYourSelf