🚨✨🎤BREAKING: AI Gets a Record Deal? Chaos Ensues!! 🎶👀💰 So, like, two weeks ago Hallwood Media decided to sign an AI-generated artist, Telisha "Nikki" Jones (who low-key sounds like she *could* be my next Tinder match). This genius negotiation included a mind-blowing $3 MILLION offer💸—because who needs human artistry when you can just let a fridge full of algorithms churn out "music"? 🤖🔥 Her R&B alter ego, "Xania Monet" (which sounds like a fancy art piece nobody can afford), has snagged a whopping 1 million Spotify listens. Stonks? 📈 Nah, more like "stonks but make it cringe." 🤡💀 I can just imagine the conversation: 📞 Developer: "What if we just let AI do all the work?" 🎤 Hallwood Exec: "But what about copyright?" 📞 Developer: "This is fine." Feast your eyes on a future where your fave songs are crafted by sentient cans of soup! Get ready for those copyright battles that’ll make the Battle of Winterfell look like a pillow fight. 🎆💥 Hot Take: In 2025, we'll have an AI-generated album drop every week, and people will *still* be mad their fave band sold out. Brace yourselves for the sound of robots living their best life while we all cope in the comments! 🚀💀