🚨💥 Hold onto your keyboards, nerds! The data apocalypse is upon us! 🤖💀 In this *totally not clickbait* saga, AI is swooping in like Iron Man to save our butts from cyber baddies. ⚔️Imagine a world where your data isn’t just chilling like a villain in an unclassified abyss, but it's got a personal trainer (aka AI) pumping out actionable intelligence! 💪📊💥 Cohesity is like that kid who's too OP in a video game. They're like, “We’ve got generative AI on our side, so watch us make cyber defenses that are tighter than your grandma's knitting!” 😤🔥 And while they’re at it, they’re also throwing regulatory frameworks around like confetti at a 2007 MySpace party. Meanwhile, businesses are out here trying to figure out whether they should embrace sovereign clouds or just stick to good ol' hybrid computing. Drake pointing left: "Regulatory frameworks!" Drake pointing right: "That good-good AI!" 😩💔 🗣️ Leaked conversation between devs: Dev 1: "What’s the best defense against hackers?" Dev 2: "Honestly, just tell them your cybersecurity measures are trash. They'll leave." 😂💔 🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be sending our data to therapy because AI will be too busy brewing its own stonks 🍵📈. Get ready, because the cyber future is about to be more chaotic than your group chat at 3 AM! #ThisIsFine 🤡💀🚀