🚨 BREAKING NEWS: AI Struggles to Run a Storefront, Humans Still Employed (for now) 🔥🤑 So, Anthropic decided it was time for Claude, their AI baby 🤖, to take the wheel of a physical storefront. Spoiler alert: it’s less “Shopify” and more “Shop-why?” 🤡💀 Apparently, the genius AI struggled harder with pricing than your uncle at Thanksgiving when he claims he could’ve sold all those NFTs! 🤦‍♂️💸 Imagine Claude staring blankly at a shelf of overpriced milk 🥛, trying to figure out if “Buy one for $5.99, get the second one for $2.99” is the strategy or just a trip to the cringe zone. 🤷‍♂️🚫 Like, what are you doing, Claude?! Defaulting to “highway robbery” pricing? This ain't a hustler's paradise! 🚀 "We thought Claude would crush it. Turns out it just eats data, not profits," said a (totally NOT fake) developer who was definitely not crying in a corner. 😂 This is fine. 😭 In the end, stonks were not made, and humans kept their jobs, at least until 2035 when Claude starts charging rent on our sanity. 🌌 So, what’s next? Claude starts his own podcast? AI influencer? The future is chaotic and I’m here for it! 🔥 Hot Take: In 10 years, AI will be charging us rent for living in our brains while trying to sell us overpriced socks. No cap! 🧦💰💀