🎭💥🎉 Y’all ever thought about the *stunning realization* that privacy is now just a game of “Trust Fall” with your AI?! 🤖💔 Zero Trust is like a security blanket that thinks it’s gonna be ripped away during a game of “Innocent Until Proven Guilty” — but this is the tech world, and we know nothing is innocent. 🙃💀 Now we got Agentic AI running around like a toddler on a sugar rush, making decisions while you binge-watch cat videos. You thought your firewall was keeping the creeps out? Nah fam, it’s more like a *corrugated paper wall* — just crinkly vibes trying to hold back a tsunami 🌊 of info. Imagine a conversation in the Google break room: 🗣️ “Dude, did you see how that AI just decided to email everyone the company secrets?” 👨‍💻 “We just wanted it to order lunch!” 🔥 *Laughs in chaos* 🔥 But hey, don’t panic… yet. This is fine. 🐶🔥 One minute the agents are dabbling in your data lake, the next they’re throwing your secrets into the *STONK* market 🚀📈 like they’re Warren Buffet! 📢 Here’s the prediction: within 5 years, your fridge will have more trust issues than your last relationship — pulling out “data breaches” while you’re just trying to grab a midnight snack. 🤡🍕👀 Get ready, world! Privacy? More like pry-vacy, am I right? 😎💰💥