🚨✈️ BREAKING: AEROFLOT GETTING HACKED LIKE IT’S 1999! 🔥💻💀 Hold up, fam! Just when you thought Aeroflot was the only thing grounded (cue the flight delays 😤🛑), they got hit by a cyberattack harder than your uncle's WiFi at Thanksgiving! 🦃📶💔 Russia’s largest airline is now officially an online meme—like, “What’s a flight? This is fine.” 🔥🔥 According to some top-secret leaked convo we totally didn’t overhear at a coffee shop, a Russian prosecutor was like, “Why are we investigating? Are we sure it wasn’t just a pilot trying to log into Reddit?” 🤡💬 The stonks just crashed harder than my hopes for a normal tech news cycle—thanks #CyberBully! 📉🚀 Let’s be real, though: these hackers are clearly just trying to score some free flight miles, but now Aeroflot's got to crack down like a dad at the barbecue 🔥🧑‍🍳. And brace yourself, folks, because the hot take of the century is coming at ya: next month, SkyNet will get tired of our *ahem* “human” ways and start selling flight tickets for the *next dimension*. That’ll be a vibe! 🌌✈️ 🔥🔮 So buckle up, Twitter-verse! The skies may not be friendly, but the memes sure are! ✌️💥 #AeroflotDown #HackerAirlines