🐱💀 BREAKING: CATS vs. ROBOTAXIS - The Future is Here and It’s FURRY! 🚖🔥 Alright, fam, gather ‘round because it’s about to get wild! In a plot twist thicker than your uncle's WiFi password, a Waymo robotaxi just dropped the MEOW-nster of all tragedies: it ran over a cat in San Francisco. And now, the streets are ablaze with outrage hotter than a TikTok flame challenge! 🔥😱 “Why does no one care about people getting hit by humans?” they cried, as they filled their glasses at Delirium - aka the pub where emotions go to get lit. 🍻💔 Like, fr fr, if you care about cat lives, you better have the same energy for human lives! Where’s the justice? ROBOT TAXI KILLS CAT - this is a meme waiting to happen! 🤡🚀 Here's a leaked convo from an imaginary Waymo dev: “Bro, we thought ‘cats have nine lives’ was some kind of insurance plan.” Goal: Create autonomous cars that *don’t* think felines are obstacles. So here’s the hot take: 💰 In ten years, we’ll be seeing cat vigilante robots hitting the streets, hunting down bad drivers like they’re hunting birds. This is just the beginning! Buckle up, San Francisco, we may need armored cat taxis next! 😼💥 LMAO, SHARE if you’re here for cat revolution! 🐾✌️