🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Tech IPOs are BACK, baby! But hold your stonks, it's not the party we were promised! 💰🎉 In 2025, just 51 US tech IPOs managed to scrape together a measly $16.8B. Like, I can find that much in spare change under my couch cushions. 🤡💀 Remember 2021? When 127 tech companies threw themselves a billionaire's ball and raised a whopping $74.4B? Yeah, me too. That’s like going from the Super Bowl to watching paint dry. 🤯🤞 According to the almighty oracle (aka Dealogic), AI and crypto are still the hot dates at this dance, while everyone else is just awkwardly standing by the punch bowl. Like, fr fr, if your company doesn't have “blockchain” or “machine learning” in its pitch, you might as well be a VHS tape in a Netflix world. 📼➡️📺 Imagine if developers had a group chat: “Bro, should we pivot to AI? 🧠” “Nah man, let’s just keep selling overpriced dog photos on the blockchain. 😭” In conclusion, brace yourself fam: we’re one meme away from tech companies selling NFTs of their IPO dreams. 2026? Prepare for holographic cats to launch on the NYSE. 🚀🐱💥 #MemeStocks #TheFutureIsCringe