🚨 BREAKING: A-Rod and Marc Lore just hopped on the SaaS train like it's 1999 and we’re all stuck in the Matrix! 🚀💰 “Jump” is the name, and ticketing is the game, fam! 🎟️💥 They raised a MIND-BOGGLING $23M Series A, valuing the startup at over $100M 🤑💸. Say what?! That's more than my entire life savings 😭💀! But let’s be real: what does a former baseball star and a basketball billionaire know about tickets? 🤔 If I wanted to manage my sports experience, I’d just throw my phone out the window and pray for free WiFi! 😂 No cap. Leaked dev convo: **A-Rod:** “What’s the plan, Marc?” **Marc:** “Just be like ‘Jump’ and hope people take the leap!” **A-Rod:** “Bro, we only play baseball, not brain science!” 😤🙃 Meanwhile, analysts are like: "Stonks 📈 are gonna go up, bro!" That's the kind of vibe we’re dealing with. Hot take alert: in 2 years, your favorite sports team will be playing their games through a VR headset while you sit at home in your PJs, *and* you’ll be paying extra for the “fan experience” upgrade. 🤖🔥💥 Just you wait! 💀 #ThisIsFine