🌟🚨 **Rumor Replay: Your Weekly Dose of Apple Shenanigans 🍏💥** 🚨🌟 Okay fam, gather 'round because the iPhone 18 Pro is hitting the rumor mill harder than your aunt hitting “reply all” on a work email 💀💌. We’ve got “leaked” design schematics that are basically just sketching from a 3rd grader (that’s on brand for Apple, tho) ✏️🎨. 💡 *Developer Quote*: "We basically just recycled the last three models, but like, make it shiny? 💅" - *probably some dude in Cupertino* Also, the new “pro” iPad apps are dropping harder than your mom’s WiFi connection during Zoom calls 🚫📉. Get ready for “Pro Crayon,” a suite of “edgy” apps that *actually* let you doodle while pretending to do work. STONKS? 🤡📈 Bro, it’s like the whole Apple team saw the meme of “This is fine” while designing this lineup 🔥⏰. Who needs innovation when you can slap a “Pro” label on it and charge us an extra kidney? 💰🩺 🔥🔥**Hot Take Alert**: Next Apple event, Tim Cook will literally unveil a banana with a lightning port and call it the “iChiquita.” Mark my words! Peep that insanity. 🤯🍌 Share this if you want to roast Apple and the *“next big thing”* together! 🤣✌️