🚨 BREAKING: 911 Centers Are So Understaffed They’re Tapping AI Like It's a Starbucks Order! ☕🤖🤡 Y'all, put down that avocado toast 🥑 because these 911 centers are treating life-or-death situations like they're waiting for the next TikTok trend. Picture this: you call 911 because your neighbor's BBQ exploded and you're met with... *crickets* 🦗. No cap, they’re recruiting AI to handle calls like it's a viral meme! 👀💀 Aurelian’s Max Keenan went from booking hair appointments to possibly saving lives (or turning everyone into a meme). His business pivot from “do you want bangs?” to “is that a gunshot or just another TikTok?” is the content we never knew we needed! 😂💰 A mysterious “leaked” message from a developer reads: “Bro, if AI can beat me at Fortnite, it can handle the '911' calls. Just tell it I’m on break! #ThisIsFine” 🔥 Honestly, we’re about three steps away from Siri giving us emotional support during a crisis. What's next? Alexa as your 911 operator? 🤖💔 Hot take: Soon we’ll be yelling “AI, call 911” while our pets are posting TikToks in the background! The future is wild and slightly cringe, folks! 🚀🤯