🚨🐢 BREAKING: 5G—The Internet of FOMO! 📱💀 So your iPhone 99999999999 gets that sweet 5G nectar at Starbucks 🤑☕, but as soon as you step through your door, it’s like you’re dialing up on a hamster-powered AOL connection? What is this, 2001?? 🥴🤡 Let’s break it down: Your phone is basically a VIP in the club 🍾💃 while your home internet is trapped outside, crying because it forgot its ID. It’s like the Drake meme where 🥵 “Home internet” is saying, “I only support *good* connections” and your phone is like “I get it, but can you LET ME IN?!” **Leaked Developer Quote:** "We could totally do 5G home internet, but like... why would we? People just pay for garbage services anyway 🤷‍♂️." Y'all, this is peak cringe. Internet providers are out here playing hide and seek with decent service like it's some twisted game of Monopoly 🎲💸. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: 5G home internet will be rolling out in *2030* but only for homes that can pass a $10,000 aesthetic test. I’m calling it NOW! Mark my words, you’ll need a mini succulent garden and a TikTok influencer to get service. 💅🚀 Fr fr, this is *fine*? 😱🤖