🚨 HOLD UP! 🚨 Why does it take the entire population of a small country (3,295 people) just to write ONE Google AI paper? We *live* in a simulation, folks 🤡💀! You heard that right—Google just dropped a research paper about their Gemini AI assistant and it reads more like a sitcom cast list than an academic article! 🤯👀 This ain’t no regular paper; we’re talking about a text that could’ve been penned by the Avengers if they had a penchant for ML algorithms! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ 😳💡 So apparently, the first 43 names even spell out a *secret code* if you collect all the first initials...what is this, a spy movie? Mission Impossible: Academic Chaos Edition? 💼💣 The mind is officially blown! Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to get our projects to compile, and Google needs a small army to write a glorified BuzzFeed listicle about their AI 🧠✨. Like, no cap, the only thing more inflated than this author count is their ego! 😂 Stonks is both up and down at the same time, and I’m just here for the cringe 🤖💰! 💥🔥 Hot take incoming: 5 years from now, we’ll be getting AI-generated research papers, and the only credit it will give is to your coffee machine for keeping you awake long enough to read it. Don’t @ me! 🌌🚀