🚴‍♂️💨**BREAKING: Rotax Goes Electric and We're All SHOOKETH!**💥🔥 Grab your helmets, fam! 🤡🤖 So you thought the "two-stroke" life was 🔥? Nah fam, it's all ELECTRIC now. 💡💀 Rotax, aka the *vroom vroom* wizards, are like, "Forget gas; we’re going turbocharged GREEN!" 🌱✨ But wait, why do they suddenly care about sustainability? 🤔💰 Are they trying to save the planet or cash in on those sweet, sweet ESG dollars? Stonks! 📈💵 Sure, Mario Gebetshuber (who sounds like he should be DJing rave parties, not selling bikes) is all about that "competitive market" life, but we all know they're just trying to cope with the post-COVID sales crash like a raccoon dumpster-diving for snacks. 🦝💔 Imagine the conversation: 🔊 *Mario: “We’re returning to motorcycles with ELECTRIC powertrains!”* ⚡️ *Developer: “Just like my ex—no spark! 😂”* People be like, “This is fine” while Rotax is out here working on their glow-up! 🌈💪 But why stop at electric bikes? Let’s turn go-karts into spaceships too while we’re at it! 🚀 **Hot Take: Within 5 years, we’ll all be racing electric hoverboards, and gas bikes will be the new flip-phones!** 😱🔥 #SkrrtSkrrt #TheFutureIsWeird