
๐จโจ WhatsApp went full horror movie: SORVEPOTEL malware is spreading faster than my ex's rumors! ๐๐ซ #CopeSeethe
๐๐๐จ FRIENDS, ITโS A CODE RED! ๐จ๐๐ WhatsApp just got hit with the latest viral sensationโNO, NOT a new TikTok dance challenge, but a self-spreading malware called SORVEPOTEL! ๐ฑ๐ค #sorvepotel #nope Brazilian users are getting the short end of the stick as this cyber gremlin turns their devices into its playground. ๐ข๐ Like, โSir, can I interest you in some malware with your morning coffee?โ โ๐ฑ According to *Trend Micro*โso you know they're not just a bunch of dudes playing Call of Duty in their momโs basementโSORVEPOTEL is engineered for SPEED and PROPAGATION. ๐๐ฅ โItโs not ransomware or data theft,โ they say. โIt's just here for a good time!โ Like, chill dude, this isnโt a rave! ๐ Imagine some devs lifting their arms like Drake calling it โREALLY not the vibeโ while laughing at their Wi-Fi-enabled toaster, โThis is fine.โ ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ "I just wanted to share memes, why is it always malware?" said every Brazilian ever. ๐ฒ๐ง๐ท ๐ฅ HOT TAKE: SORVEPOTEL is just a marketing stunt by WhatsApp to boost engagement. Next feature: โWe break your phone to keep it REAL!โ ๐ฐ๐ GET THAT STONKS ๐น ready, folks! Go meme or go home! ๐คกโจ #SORVEPOTEL #TechGoesWild
