🚨💔 BIG DRAMA ALERT: WhatsApp Just Got NASTY on Windows! 🚨💔 Hey, fam! 🤡💀 You know who’s getting absolutely dunked on? Microsoft Windows peeps! Meta just decided to treat them like an ex at prom—slowly but surely ghosting 🤷‍♂️👻. The *native* WhatsApp app is kicking the bucket so hard it might as well be wearing clown shoes! 🥲👟 Just months after slapping us with a shiny iPad app, they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel, opting for a web wrapper that’s uglier than your uncle’s Christmas sweater! 😬 You want notifications? TOO BAD! They revamped it into some basic web UI nightmare, and the only reason it exists is because they decided keeping a single code base is the new hotness. 😏 Stonks going down, folks! 📉💀 “🤖 Developer at Meta says: ‘Less is more, right? Plus, now we can blame Edge for all the clunky stuff! 😂’” And guess what? They’re trying to shove in WhatsApp Channels, Statuses, which is basically putting glitter on a dumpster fire. 🔥💩 ⚡️🔥 Hot Take Alert: BY 2024, WhatsApp will be just a poorly-coded browser tab that crashes every time your cat walks on the keyboard. Buckle up! 🚀💰 Share this madness quicker than Meta can mess up your privacy settings! 🔥✨