🚨💥 BREAKING NEWWWWWSSS 💥🚨 Hold on to your processors, fam—Intel’s CEO Lip-Bu Tan is swapping his silicon chips for *political chips* as he heads to the White House for an exclusive meeting with *The Trumpinator* himself! 🤡👴💼 Imagine a showdown between the king of cringe and the king of, well… *whatever this is* 😂🔥 Lip-Bu Tan is apparently under fire like a burning laptop—facepalming harder than that dude trying to run Windows 11 on a toaster. 🥴💻⚡️ Reports are saying he’s in hot water ‘cause of his ties to the *land of TikTok and bubble tea* 🇨🇳👀 #ConflictsOfInterest Anonymous sources (a.k.a. my cat, who has crazy conspiracy theories) say the convo will be about how Lip-Bu might keep Intel from seething in the market with more shady dealings. “It's either that or I’m resigning and becoming a full-time TikToker,” Lip-Bu allegedly said* 🤖💔 So let’s be real: This is either gonna be a meme goldmine or a total dumpster fire! 🚀🔥 I’m pretty sure if this meeting goes left, we might get a Trump-themed CPU next year. 🤯💰 In conclusion: 2024 prediction—Intel will sell "American Freedom Chips." No cap. 💣👀 #StonksOrStonks?