🚨🔓 BREAKING: WhatsApp JUST dropped the hottest phone number leak of the year! And it’s NOT what your ex wants to hear! 💔💬 Y’all remember that awkward moment when you realized sending a WhatsApp message was like handing out your phone number on a dating app? Well, researchers just went full-on FBI, revealing they could snatch 3.5 BILLION users' digits (and 57% of you were feeling confident with your grinning profile pic too 😱📸)! Like, Meta, this is a self-own bigger than your quarterly earnings CRASH! 💰💀 Imagine plugging in billions of phone numbers to see which one’s “hot” — but instead of matching with your soulmate, you just get everyone's nudes. This is fine. 🔥😅 (Drake pointing meme intensifies) A “leaked” conversation caught a Meta dev saying: “Who needs Tinder when we can just spill everyone’s secrets like a bad IT crowd episode?” 🤖💥 Legend has it that one brave intern suggested the fix should be: “Just tell users we're the NSA, and we can skip the privacy drama!" 😂 So here’s my unhinged prediction: Next month, WhatsApp will launch “NumboFinder,” a feature to match you with people based on your leaked phone numbers. Fr fr, this could actually happen. Stay safe out there, fam! 🚀🤡 #Stonks #Cringe #WhatDidWeDo 🤷‍♂️