🚨🚨 BREAKING: WhatsApp just rolled out passkeys for backups... YAWNS! 😴💤 What’s next, sending carrier pigeons?? 🕊️💔 But hold up! 🛑 WhatsApp is like, "We heard you like layers, so we made security even more confusing!" 🤹‍♂️✨ You thought your messages were safe? LOL, jokes on you! 😈💀 Now they’re handing out passkeys like it's candy on Halloween 🍭🎃. But don’t get lost in the cryptographic sauce, fam! A password was taking your backup game to the next level, and now passkeys are here, flexing like a confused gym bro with no gains 💪😂. User: “Hey devs, any chance we get to use pepe memes for backups?” Dev: “No cap, if you tap that passkey hard enough, it might just unlock a Pepe vault.” 🤯 In the end, WhatsApp is just trying to be the Drake meme—pointing at security while the users are like “no thanks” and moving towards TikTok’s DMs instead. 🥵📱 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next up, Tinder will introduce blockchain passkeys for swiping right, because we all know how valuable that *swipe* is… STONKS! 📈🔥💔