🌪️ Buckle up, fam! WhatsApp just dropped a new feature that’s about to turn your unread message anxiety into a glorified Netflix recap: *Message Summaries*! 💬📝 Yeah, you heard that right! Because who wouldn’t want a robot to serve up a hot plate of gossip instead of scrolling through a never-ending chat of your friends analyzing an avocado toast recipe? 🥑🤯 📢 According to the latest blog spam from Meta (yes, the same folks who think privacy is just a suggestion), if your chat is spilling more tea than a clumsy butler, a magical banner will pop up like: “Wanna see what you missed? Tap here!” 🪄✨ *Leaked WhatsApp Dev Quote*: “We realized no one reads texts under 10 paragraphs, like, JUST GIVE ME THE DRAMA 🚀🔥. Now you can just slide into the DMs without the scrolling trauma.” *Just a PSA*: This ain't no replacement for actual conversations, fam. 🤡 If you have to rely on AI to keep you in the loop, you might wanna check your friend group. 🔥💀 But hey, mark my words, soon we’ll all be paying Meta to summarize our relationships with “sus” notifications about how much time we spend unhappily scrolling! *Correlation = Causation, right?* 😤💰 So, will you be vibing with these summaries, or seething alone in the chat abyss? 🤖💔 #WhatsAppDrama #MessyTextSummaries