🚨💔BREAKING NEWS: WhatsApp just dropped new features to fight those scammy scammers like a heroic dad with a dad bod! 💪🏽💀 👻 They smacked down over 6.8 MILLION accounts like they were empty soda cans at a frat party! 🍻💥 That's right, they’re cleaning house like Marie Kondo on a caffeine high! ✨🧹 Leaked convo from a WhatsApp developer: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “How many accounts did we ban?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “6.8 million, bro!” 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Guess we should’ve just left a ‘get scammed’ sticker on their profile pic instead!” 😂 Meanwhile, scammers are out here like “this is fine” 🔥🔥 as they realize their whole operation’s gone faster than my hopes and dreams! 🤡 And let’s be real, having WhatsApp fight off scams is like putting a toddler in charge of a diamond heist. 💰👶 But hey, better than scrolling through endless cat memes, right? 😂🐱 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2030, WhatsApp will be the first chat app to launch a ‘scam-proof’ smart contract that seals your daily conversations in blockchain sauce. Just think about it: you'll be arguing over pizza toppings while hackers cry in the corner! 🤖🍕 #Stonks Share this and let the chaos commence! 💣💥