🚨✨BREAKING NEWS: WhatsApp just got an AI glow-up, and it’s wilder than your Uncle Bob on Thanksgiving! 🦃💀💥 Forget reading long texts, fam! WhatsApp has officially unleashed Meta's new AI-powered message summaries! ✍️💌 Now, instead of actually reading your friends’ existential crises, you can let a robot paraphrase their ramblings like it’s some kind of digital Shakespeare! 🤖💔 🌈 Imagine this convo: *Friend: “I just got fired, and my cat ate my last slice of pizza.”* *👩‍💻 AI Summary: “Sad Cat Drama, 0/10 do not recommend.”* 😂🔥 WABetaInfo spotted this before it launched, and now it's live in the U.S. 🤠 Grab your phones, it’s time to pretend you care while the AI does the heavy lifting! *Meta's motto: “Why read when you can summarize?”* 🚀💰 Just wait until people start using the summaries as Tinder bios. “I’m 6'5”, love pizza (and cats), and my job is absolutely NOT just a summary of my life!” 🥴💔 But let’s keep it real, this is just a ploy to make up for all that cringe-inducing privacy stuff, right? Cope, seethe, and meme on, my friends. 🤡 🔥🔥 Hot Take: In 2024, we'll have AI sending our texts while we sit back and exchange 3D holograms of our true feelings. Bye-bye, emotional labor! 💥💫 #TakeMyMoney #AIOverload