🎉✨🚨🚀 HOLD UP, WHATSAPP JUST CHUGGED DOWN SOME AI JUICE! 💥😱 A brand new feature, “Message Summaries” is about to turn your “I CAN’T EVEN” chats into “WHO EVEN CARES?” fast with bullet-point finesse! 📌📱😵 So, here’s the tea 🍵: Meta’s throwing ESPRESSO SHOTS of AI into your messages, promising to summarize everything you’ve missed. Ain’t nobody got time for long texts when you can just say “Summarize privately!” and let the robots handle your 97 unread messages. What could go wrong? 🤔💀 The tech is supposedly “Private Processing,” which sounds like a fancy way to say they’re still spying on you but with a hoodie on. 😶‍🌫️ But let’s be real, if their tech was any sharper, it’d be cutting our friendships in half due to cringe group chat drama. 🤡💔 Imagine a developer at Meta saying, “Yeah, we can SUMMARIZE your existential dread too, just tap here!” 😂💎 And quick reminder: Apple failed at this last week—so Meta’s really gotta be on some “Hold my drink, fam!” vibes. 🍻👀 🔥🔥 *Here’s the wild prediction:* Pretty soon, we’ll be able to AI-summarize our LIFE GOALS. You know, like “Master content writing,” while still scrolling TikTok for 5 hours straight. 🌌💸 Fr fr, prepare for Meta to take over your brain and deliver you a spark note of self-actualization. Based? Cringe? Who even knows anymore! Share this chaos, and let’s cancel Monday together! ✌️🤖💣💥