🚨💥 ATTENTION TECH GEEKS & MEME LORDS! 💥🚨 Gather 'round, because *TechCrunch Disrupt 2025* is about to drop the hottest playbook since that one time your grandma accidentally FaceTimed you while on the toilet 😂📱💩. Buckle up, because the founders of 01A are coming in like they just found the cheat codes to the internet.👾🔥 🎤 “We’re basically the Avengers of tech,” a so-called “developer” said, while simultaneously Googling how to use JavaScript 🕵️‍♂️💻. Their plans? Who even knows, maybe meme coins that run off cat videos? FOR REAL. 🐱🚀 But here's my prediction: After Twitter goes down in flames like a bad Apple launcher 🍏🔥, these guys might just create *Meta-Boomer* where Grandpa can finally figure out how to livestream crochet tutorials without accidentally showing his browser history. 🤦‍♂️ 📜 Stonks? More like CRONKS if this conference turns out to be anything more than a cringe-fest of burnt-out tech bros wearing hoodies. 🤷‍♂️💸. It’s gonna be either absolute FIRE or an awkward first date...with no second date. 👀💔 Get ready to share this chaos, because ya boy is ready to predict that by 2026, we’ll all be using smoke signals for social media! 🔮😤🔥 #SendHelp #SmokeSignalStonks