🐳🔥🚨 BREAKING: WHALES & DOLPHINS are about to start a new reality show called "Climate Change: The Ultimate Migration Challenge"! 🌍💔 That's right folks, these majestic sea giants have been doing their annual migration marathon for centuries—like, way before TikTok was even a blip on the radar. But guess what? Climate change is messing with their GPS, and it’s NOT giving them those sweet, sweet stonks! 📉🤡💀 According to researcher Trisha Atwood (or should we call her Trisha "Ocean Whisperer" Atwood?), the whales have been vibing perfectly with the tides until now. Now they’re out here like “Dude, where’s our krill?!” (seriously, they’re out here seething 😤). Meanwhile, dolphins are probably just like “This is fine” ☕️🔥 as they watch the whale drama unfold. Like, who doesn't love a good plot twist? It’s giving “Drake laughing at your bad decisions” level of cringe. 😅 📢 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “If whales start taking Ubers to their feeding spots, I’m out. Git gud, Mother Nature!” – An anonymous developer who definitely didn’t ghostwrite this article. And here’s the meme-reel prediction: In three years, we might see whales adapting to TikTok trends to find food. 🐋📲 Mark my words! #WhaleChallenge incoming!