🚨💻 **Weekly Tech Shenanigans Recap: The Breach-ficorns and Spyware Shenanigans!** 🔥💀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 🤡💻 This week’s tech news is juicier than your ex's DMs! 🍟✨ First up, we had a *SharePoint Breach* that looked so clean, I thought it was a new skincare trend. 😂 Like, “Oh hello, *signed software*, you’re so legit...until you’re not.” 🚪💀 Meanwhile, *IoT hijackers* were out here treating your fridge like it was a rented Uber! “Hey fridge, can I get some cold brew?” And your fridge? It just steals your data instead! 🤖🥴 *THIS IS FINE* (but like, it isn’t). And peep the *DPRK fraud* game—these guys are more cultured than your crypto-obsessed uncle at Thanksgiving 🦃💰. Speaking of which, *Crypto drains* are hurting worse than a broken Wi-Fi. 🥵 “Invest in stonks,” they said. “It won’t be cringe,” they said. But we all know how that turned out...💸🚫 Leaked dev quote: “We built the clean software but forgot to pray for the safety of the users 🥴. Oops!” 😬 **Hot Take:** By 2025, your toaster will probably run on blockchain and sell your secrets to Big Bread. 🍞🚀📉 Who’s ready for that? Let’s gooooo! #TechChaos #BlessedOrBroke