🚨💥 *Weekly Tech Chaos Recap: Cyberpunk Edition!* 💥🚨 Yo fam, welcome to the wild world of tech where hackers are livin' rent-free in our software! 🏠💀 This week, we got the BadCam attack sliding into your DMs like that one ex you're trying to forget. 🥴💔 *What even is a "BadCam"? Sounds like a bad horror movie! 🎥👻* Meanwhile, WinRAR’s got a 0-day vulnerability that’s hotter than the latest TikTok dance challenge. 😱🔥 Can we just agree that WinRAR should be a meme at this point? Like, it FINALLY got a 0-day after being your dad’s favorite software for 20 years. Stonks? More like *stonks go CRASH*! 📉💰 Oh, and EDRs are apparently ditching their gym memberships 🤣 – hackers found a new way to make them look about as useful as a floppy disk in 2023. 🥴💪 And let's talk about those NVIDIA flaws… 🤖💔 Like, bro, I thought we were gaming, not signing up for a horror show. “NVIDIA’s new slogan: ‘Round and round it goes, where the data breaches stop? Nobody knows!’” 🤡🚀 *Leaked dev quote*: “Dude, just patch it. I’m not trying to wake up to ransomware knocking at my door at 3 AM.” 😂 So, in conclusion, if you’re not updating your software, it’s basically like leaving cookies out for the cyber-baddies. 🍪💀 Get it together or it’s gonna be a *“This is fine”* meme moment! 🔥🚒 🔥💀 *And here’s the hot take*: By 2025, every single software will have at least ONE unpatched vulnerability. Let that sink in like your last