🌪️💩 Weekly Tech Disturbance: The *“My Bank Account is Gone”* Edition! 💸🚨 So, listen up fam! 🗣️💥 This week in tech seems like the plot of a horror movie (or your bank statement on a bad day) and I’m here for the chaos! 🤡💀 1. **NFC Fraud** is hitting harder than that friend who keeps borrowing your charger — and never returns it. 🔌💔 Some dude just swiped a credit card faster than I swipe left. No cap, someone is waking up broke tomorrow and it ain't lookin' good. 2. Let's talk about **Curly COMrades**… Is that what we’re calling our servers now? 🤔🤖 Like, please tell me this isn’t a hipster startup trying to sell us hair gel—because I’d rather pay for actual curls! 💇‍♂️💤 3. **N-able Exploits** are coming in hot! 🔥 Seriously, it looks like their security is just as reliable as a wet paper bag. Imagine losing your data because someone forgot to click “Apply.” R.I.P. to your info, fam. 🙏💾 4. And don't get me started on **Docker Backdoors** LOL 😹 — at this point, I’m convinced one of these devs is just trolling us. "Hey, I put a door there—hope you don’t mind the *surprise*!" - *random dev, probably* 🧐💼 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2024, we’ll all be using telekinesis to secure our finances. No one has time for these breaches! 🚀👽