🚨🚨BREAKING GEAR NEWS; HOLD ONTO YOUR PEE SCANNERS!💩📈🚀 Withings just dropped a *literal* PEACOCK of a product! That’s right, their new urinal-leaning gadget is here to scan your pee like your mom checks your grades! 💀✨ "Don’t worry, my dude, it won’t judge," said the Withings developer, presumably while drinking kombucha and wearing socks with sandals ➡️👈. Meanwhile, Samsung flexin’ hard with a TRIFOLD phone! No cap, it folds more than your new year’s resolutions! 😂📱 Drake is literally pointing at this madness like “please don’t.” How many screens do you need, tho? For real? 🤳🌀 And if you thought kei cars were just cute, Honda and BYD are here to prove you wrong, zooming past with the adorb-factor at max. Like a cat meme but with four wheels! 🐱💖 On the flip side, Insta360 is like “here’s a CHEAPER camera because, duh, inflation!” and Nothing’s phone is all like “Sorry, US fans, catch us in 2030!” 💸🚫📞 🔥Prediction Alert: 2025 will see Samsung release a phone that literally folds itself around your waist like a belt! #GalaxyBelt is openly taking applications! In the meantime, stay cringe, my friends! 💀🍔⬇️ #TechTakesOver