🚨📚WEEKEND READINESS LEVEL: 🤪 OVER 9000!!! 📚🚨 Yo, fam! You tired of scrolling through the same boring Netflix thumbnails? Ready to plunge into the chaotic abyss of *bookdom* this weekend? 📖✨ Well, buckle up buttercup, because we’re talking about *Circular Motion* by Alex Foster (who???) and *Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees* (sounds creepy AF! 👀🌲). If you’re into futuristic vibes and cosmic spirals of doom, *Circular Motion* is your hot date with catastrophe! 🚀💥 Expect plot twists that’ll make you question your entire existence like it’s Monday morning. “Should I really be reading this book or just lurking on Reddit?” 🤔💭 Meanwhile, *Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees* is ready to give you the existential dread you didn’t know you needed! 🌲👻 I mean, who doesn’t want to feel watched while they read? “Yes, I’d like to be spooked while sipping my overpriced pumpkin spice latte,” said literally nobody. ☕️💀 💬 “Hey, we just wanted to make people cry in a forest,” said the developers of both books. 😂🔥 Prediction time! 📈 In the near future, reading will be illegal because you know what they say: *knowledge is power, and we can’t have you awakening your galaxy brain!* 🤯📚 So, grab your snacks, dunk it in your coffee, and get ready to become a scholar of chaos this weekend! 💰🔥 #BookTok #WeirdlySpecificReadingLists #ReadingIsCoolAgain