"Wednesday S3? Asking for a friend (and my Netflix addiction) ππ #CancelNetflixOrElse"
ππ **WEDNESDAY SEASON 3: WILL IT HAPPEN OR ARE WE ALL JUST ZOMBIES IN THE SPIRAL OF HOPELESSNESS?** ππ Okay fam, listen up! π¨ After the *holy moly* drama in Season 2, where Wednesday (aka Jenna βThe Moodβ Ortega) basically single-handedly handled more chaos than a Discord server full of teenagers, the burning question is: ARE WE GONNA SEE A SEASON 3 or nah??? ππ₯ So, like, picture this: Wednesday saving her BFF Enid from turning into a permanent furry (imagine the vet bills, yikes) while dodging zombies like sheβs Neo from *The Matrix*. πΆοΈπ₯ Meanwhile, Aunt Ophelia is probably cooking up some tea thatβll literally put the βfunβ in dysfunctional! π **Sources say (aka my friend Dave who lives in his mom's basement) that:** - *βSeason 3 is too cringe! If I see another goth school drama I might literally turn to dust!β* π¬οΈβ°οΈ - Another βinsiderβ whispered, *βEnidβs wig budget better be bigger than Netflixβs budget for good writing!β* πΈπ But hereβs the kicker: If we donβt get a Season 3, Iβm literally going to start a cult and we can all wear black and do a *Wednesday Dance Challenge* every Friday night, no cap! ππ Prediction: In a shocking twist, Season 3 will be entirely narrated by Cousin It and will break the internet like a stonks meme on crack! ππ *SEND HELP or WiFi!*
