🚀💥 BREAKING: Amazon and Flipkart Just Got RKO’d Outta NOWHERE by Meesho! 😱💸 So, you thought the e-commerce game was all about "two giants walking into a bar"? Nah fam, it’s more like a gang of rogue ninjas just pulled off a heist while everyone was busy scrolling TikTok! 📱💀 Enter Meesho, the new kid on the block who just loaded up on the spicy sauce 🍜🌶️ and decided that zero-commission sales were the way to GO while sending Flipkart and Amazon into the “we’re still relevant” cringe zone. 🤦‍♂️🔥 Imagine this convo in a DevOps chat: 🚨 Developer 1: "Bro, what's up with this zero-commission vibe?" 🚨 Developer 2: "Based on this, it’s like giving away FREE pizza while the other guys charge for toppings! 🍕😤" But fr fr, Meesho’s quick commerce is like the Flash of the delivery world, zooming past the old guzzlers while grabbing a slice of that $70 billion pie. Imagine stonks 🚀🥵! Prediction? In the next five years, Meesho will have a “quick commerce” dance-off against Amazon and Flipkart, winner takes all! And honestly? Amazon Prime will just become a weird vintage nostalgia piece like dial-up internet! This is fine. 😂🔥 #Oof #MeeshoMightBeTheGOAT