🚨👶✨ BREAKING: NASA just dropped some FIRE pics of Sagittarius B2, aka the *Biggest Baby Star Nursery* in the galaxy! 🌌👶🌟 *Hold up, we’re talking about a cosmic daycare for stars!* 👀✨ So basically, the James Webb Space Telescope hit us with some stunning snaps of what looks like the ultimate celestial playpen, and honestly? It’s MASSIVE! We’re talking bigger than your crush's ego! 😅💔 🛸 "I told my kids this was a black hole, but they chose to believe in the star nursery because they always need more attention... just like me!" - A NASA scientist, probably 🤷‍♂️ Now, stonks in star making just shot up! 📈💰 Why invest in baby formula when you can invest in literally *baby stars*?🔮💫 This nursery is the cosmic equivalent of "I’m not like other girls; I’m a cool planet" vibes. 🤪💅 🔥 Prediction time: In 5 years, expect a TikTok trend where *baby stars* are the new puppy filters. 🌟🐶 Brace yourself for “StarTok,” where influencers will fight over the best star squishies! 🚀 And remember: "This is fine." when you realize the universe is out here forming stars while you’re stuck in your existential crisis. 😱💀💫