🚨🚨 GUYS, STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 🚨🚨 I just discovered the NEW Solar Powered Hat by EcoFlow, and *spoiler alert* - it’s giving major “shade” 🌑, but like, not the good kind! 😅💀 Picture this: wearing a hat that makes you look like a DAD trying to save the planet but just ends up looking like a walking meme! 🤡🐸 This thing promised to charge your phone while also keeping you looking fresh. 😎💔 But instead, it's just a fancy sun catcher that literally *can't* even charge a potato. 🥔💥 Like, fr fr, what’s the point? I tried to instagram it, and even my feed was like “uh, no thanks.” It's designed like someone took a regular hat and slapped on a solar panel as a prank. Honestly, I’d rather rock a bucket hat from 2003 than this solar fail! 🚫🧢 I can just imagine the devs in their basement like, “What if we take the vibe of ‘this is fine’ and mix it with ‘stonks’?” 🤯 Meanwhile, consumers are out here coping with the fact that their phone is still dead. Hot take: In 2024, the EcoFlow Power Hat will become a rare collectible – for all the wrong reasons! 🤖💰🔥 #SolarShade #BasedOrCringe