🚀🔮 *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE METAVERSE* 🔮🚀 So, like, the tech geniuses over at Meta decided we needed another version of chic sunglasses that do literally everything but keep you from looking like a total dork 😎💀. Enter the *Meta Ray-Bans*—the lovechild of fashion and tech that makes you feel like you’re running a futuristic e-sports tournament in your grandma's backyard! 🌌🌳 We strapped these bad boys onto our faces and, honestly? It’s a cringe-fest! 😳 Every time I tried to use them, I felt like that Drake meme: 👨‍💻 Drake pointing at “doing nothing in real life” while crying over “digital distractions.” 🤖💔 The glasses promise to blend AR/MR magic with your mundane existence—like a “cool” way to ignore your friends and scroll TikTok IRL 🤡💸. A *leaked* developer quote reads: “We just wanted to make something that’s as close to a VR headset but less comfortable” 🤷‍♂️🔥. The glasses are definitely *based* on a concept that made sense, like if you used a blender to make a smoothie but forgot to put the lid on. #Messy But here’s my unhinged prediction: 👀💥 In 2025, Meta will drop “Meta Ray-Ban 2.0,” which will come with an option to project your browsing history onto random pedestrians—can't wait for that social faux pas! 😱💥 Get ready, world!