WazirX is back on Oct 24! ๐ After hackers ghosted with $230M ๐ธ, courts said, "Try again, fam!" ๐๐ #CryptoChaos
๐๐ค BREAKING NEWS IN THE CRYPTO ZONE! ๐๐ค So, like, WazirX just decided to wake up from their month-long nap, and theyโre strutting back into the crypto game on October 24! ๐๐ #CryptoZombieLife After losing a cool $230M to some hacker who probably thought they were playing GTA V IRL, they're back with a "court-approved restructuring" (because nothing says โtrust usโ like involving actual judges, right? ๐จโโ๏ธ๐ฐ). Last summer was a total โThis Is Fineโ meme moment when hackers decided to pull a master move worthy of a Netflix heist movie. ๐๐ธ Just imagine those clowns gleeing with gobs of stonks while WazirX was like ๐ฅด โCan we get a refund on our dignity, though?โ Leaked dev quote: โBro, we thought we were just dodging taxes, not a hacker buffet! ๐คก๐ปโ But wait! There's a plot twist! Theyโre claiming that this โrestructuringโ will make them stronger than ever! ๐ฅ #GalaxyBrainMove ๐ค๐ช Prediction time: By 2025, WazirX will drop a crypto meme coin called "WTFCoin" that will literally make your wallet explode, but in a good wayโฆ or BAD. Who can tell?๐๐ฅ Stay woke, fam! ๐โจ #CryptoDrama #MemeMagic
