🚨🚍⚠️ BREAKING: WAYMO’S AUTONOMOUS RIDE JUST DID A DANK "YOLO" MOVE ON A SCHOOL BUS! 🤖💨 So, like, you know how self-driving cars are supposed to be safer than a puppy in a bubble wrap suit? Well, hold my juice box, because Waymo just decided that the school bus was a mere **suggestion**. 🚦🤡 According to the NHTSA - National Highway Total Scandal Alert, Waymo’s ride yeeted around a fully stopped school bus like it was dodging taxes on April 15th. 🥴💰 I mean, the stop arm was out and everything, bro. 🔴🔥 That's like ignoring a flashing red light in Mario Kart and thinking you’re still winning. Spoiler alert: no stonks here! 📉 Imagine the conversation in the Waymo dev room: Developer A: “Maybe the car thought it was a ‘drive-thru’ situation? 🍔🤔” Developer B: “Nah man, it’s just having a midlife crisis like my uncle!” 😂💀 NHTSA is on it with the investigation, but I can already hear the excuses brewing in Silicon Valley: “It’s *learning* how to drive, just like my 16-year-old nephew!” 🤷‍♂️ 👀 **HOT TAKE:** By 2025, Waymo’s gonna pivot to operating school buses as a “tactical demo” for how NOT to drive. Buckle up, kids! This is going to be one chaotic road ahead. 🚀 Who’s ready to turn that into a TikTok?! 💥💀 #WaymoChallenge